TODAY'S RAP SHEET FOR THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25TH:

It's only a matter of time, in about 6 months there will be a cell phone from Japan that will unlock your car, and start it's engine. No need to dig around for keys, just press the "Intelligent Key". The Japanese have created some of the most sophisticated cell phones in the world...one's with digital TVs, music players, GPS, and cell phones that double as wireless credit cards.

TV premiere night tonight, almost all the big shows are back:
Survivor Gabon (8pm): The 17Th edition of Survivor kicks off with a 2 hour premiere
Ugly Betty (8pm): Will Betty choose Henry or Gio?
Grey's Anatomy (9pm): Meredith and Derek learn that "happily ever after" isn't easy, and a military doctor who brings in a trauma patient catches Christina's eye (2 hours as well)
The Office (9pm): 1 hour edition, can't wait for the laughs

The Police top Forbes Magazine's list of top earning musicians, they made $115 million from June 07 to June 08. Van Halen was 2ND at $35 million and Genesis raked in $31 million.

Houston, B.C. is the hot spot for Sasquatch sightings. There are have been 3 over the past month. One was reported by a woman in her home at the end of July. Her dogs began barking like crazy, and she saw the doorknob to her house rattle...when she went to see what it was, she saw a shaggy-haired creature running across the tree line, and into the bushes. It was huge, about 7 or 8ft tall, and it's long, shaggy hair was the colour of a pine beetle. There were 2 other sightings about an hour and a half away, one on a road and another on the highway.

Tips for a happy marriage from a well-known psychologist Joy Brown: Keep a picture of the two of you at your happiest and look at it whenever you're annoyed with one another. Go through an old photo album together, which can help remind you why you're a couple in the first place.

It worked for actress Nicole Kidman and 6 other women, why not for everybody?!!! She claims she swam in Australian outback waterfalls, while filming the movie Australia, and got pregnant afterwards...so did the other women. She called them the "fertility falls", which has annoyed fertility experts who are concerned she's given unrealistic hope to others going through fertility difficulties, who may plan a sudden trip to the Australian outback.